IMHO - I’M HOrse
TBH - These Baby Horses
STHU - Save The Horse Universe
WTH - Wait, Tiny Horse
HTML - Horse To My Love
HXC - Horse Xylophone Called
UFO - *british accent* Unidentified Flyin ‘Orse
How to make your dreams come true:
1. Make a graham cracker crust.
2. Make some cookie dough.
3. Make some cheesecake batter.
4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter.
5. Pour into a springform.
6. Top with more cookie dough.
7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9.
8. Let chill in fridge for 3 hours or overnight.
9. EAT THAT BITCH.
I AM DOING THIS
what u should be asking trans ppl: “how was ur day” “where did u buy that rly cute shirt” “damn how did you get ur hair to look that good” “why is no one acknowledging the whole dinosaurs having feathers thing” “whats ur opinion on pluto losing its planet status”
what ur wasting ur time asking trans ppl: “whats ur real name" "have u had surgery… down there…" "r u rly a boy/girl" "what does cis mean" "why do you hate cis ppl"
Massive Ammonite Fossil
This is as close to an ammonite god as you’ll get how can you not
CONSULT THE HELIX
PRAISE THE HELIX